tree enthusiast

thecolorofafandom:

hellhoundearring:

I walk this lonely road. in my bag, i have a giant toad

Don’t know where it goes, but it’s only me and this giant toad

(via handjob)

pattyjenkins:

*male celebrities worrying about getting their career ruined*

all of us:

(via yejimeatbun)

lets-do-the-time-warp-again:

fonzworthcutlass:

You ever be so comfortable in bed, you start rubbing your legs together like a cricket?

tumblr dot com posts are getting so relatable im convinced the government has 24/7 surveillance on me and is feeding it to me through this website to see if i notice

(via bastille)

misbehavingmaiar:

earendil-was-a-mariner:

Bilbo: wait I get it now. The dragon is a metaphor for greed and power. We need to ‘defeat’ it by being humble when we get the treasure.

Thorin: Bilbo, for the last time, it’s a real dragon and it has my gold

It’s living in my house, Bilbo

(via sagihairius)

lanceloved:

lanceloved:

lab safety but the teacher just wants you to die

lab safety

• 1. drink whatevers in that beaker. I know you fucking want to.

(via yejimeatbun)

gyarurun:

jughell:

remember twilight and how edward and bella couldn’t do it bc edward was afraid he’d fuck her to death?

i remember bella willing to die for the dick

(via plgeons)